Thursday, February 18, 2010

Caloo and Calay. It's a Jelvis today!

Now I remember why I slacked off posting blogs.
I have so little time yet I have so much procrastination to be done every week. How can I meet my procrastination quota if I have to keep drawing 15 min quick crappy sketches for my blog?

Speaking of which, here's this weeks poop peanut .
Fellow Wetarian and all round incredibly talented bastard Ben Mauro (go look at his feckin' cool artwork at sent me a youtube link to a Peter, Bjorn and John music video called "Nothing to Worry About".

Viewing it reminded my remembering meat muscle of the entertaining phenomenon of Dancing Harajuku Elvis gangs. That started my thinking thing a-working which resulted in me saying "I will draw me a Jelvis". 10 minutes later, the picture below had oozed out of my wacom pen.

If you're lucky, a Jelvis will take offense at the image and stab me to death with his oh so pointy hairdo. If you're not so lucky, I will return next week with another time waster.


Thursday, February 11, 2010


Believe me. I am as amazed as as you. For almost a year I do squat all on this website then suddenly it's a flood! Sure it's like a flood of tepid artistic yogurt but it's still a flood.
What the HELL is wrong with me??

Anyhows, this time it's not Jean Reno (praise the lord!) Instead it's a quick sketch of a Dragoney type thingy whatsit doohicky. It's rushed, it's rough, it's not particularly great but hey... anything to add to the tepid yogurt flood.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010


Yeah I know. I ain't done nuttin' on this blog for almost a long time now.
You probably thought I was dead or running across America trying to forget Jenny and her coyly sleezy ways. Well, you were close.

I was being artistic. You know, putting things off then never getting round to actually doing them. It's a fine tradition handed down from lazy artist to lazy artist and who am I to try and break tradition.

Anyhows, I actually did a picture recently which I thought I might splatter on the internet to take up more room between the spam and the Catz images. Did it in 'bout quarter hour or so, so if it looks rushed and slightly 15 minuteish, that's why.

As yes it's Jean Reno again. Don't know why. It just is.
Might try moving onto pictures of Gene Simmons next. Just work my way thru all the Gene pool.